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Growing ripe tomatoes! Categor Miscellaneous Total Hits 6 Rating Total Comments 0 The Joke Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret."It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, once in the morning and once in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check her progress."So," he asked, "any luck with your tomatoes?""No," she replied excitedly, "but you should see the size of my cucumbers!" Rate this joke Send this joke to your friends Leave your comment for this joke Comments for this joke All Right Received & Copyright @ online movie
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