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1 What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
- What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.... Read the whole joke
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2 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow.... Read the whole joke
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3 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
- What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le... Read the whole joke
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4 What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
- Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.... Read the whole joke
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5 Where do you find a no legged dog?
- Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.... Read the whole joke
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6 Why did the cactus cross the road?
- Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie... Read the whole joke
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7 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of t... Read the whole joke
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8 Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
- Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can.... Read the whole joke
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9 Why do elephants have 4 feet?
- Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.... Read the whole joke
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10 Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
- A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's t... Read the whole joke
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11 Why do gorillas have big noses?
- Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger... Read the whole joke
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12 Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
- Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.... Read the whole joke
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13 Why does a cow wear a bell?
- Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!... Read the whole joke
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14 Why does a dog lick his balls?
- Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist.... Read the whole joke
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15 Why does an elephant have four feet?
- Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.... Read the whole joke
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16 Why don't oysters give to charity?
- Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish.... Read the whole joke
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17 Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
- Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tre... Read the whole joke
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18 Wife comes home to find the old man...
- Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa... Read the whole joke
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19 With best intentions
- As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My frie... Read the whole joke
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20 You know why a dog licks his ass?
- You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.... Read the whole joke
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