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# Title Hits Rating 1 A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute... Read the whole joke58 0 2 A plane flying in the 1930s
- |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan... Read the whole joke58 0 3 A Skydiving lesson
- |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin... Read the whole joke48 0 4 Air Force One crashes
- |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a... Read the whole joke44 0 5 Airlines running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru... Read the whole joke51 0 6 An emergency landing
- |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt... Read the whole joke44 0 7 An engineer and a programmer
- |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne... Read the whole joke63 0 8 Are blind pilots flying?
- |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot... Read the whole joke58 0 9 Blonde goes flying
- |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ... Read the whole joke56 0 10 Boarding from what gate?
- |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35... Read the whole joke41 0 11 Don't be on this flight
- |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air... Read the whole joke63 0 12 Dream flying planes
- |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always... Read the whole joke50 0 13 Fear of bombs on planes
- |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.... Read the whole joke53 0 14 Flying without a parachute
- |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chut... Read the whole joke46 0 15 Half off these tickets
- |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ... Read the whole joke49 0 16 International airline
- |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ... Read the whole joke55 0 17 Real flight announcements
- |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot... Read the whole joke46 0 18 Results of damage testing
- |It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength ... Read the whole joke50 0 19 Scary organization
- |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt... Read the whole joke59 0 20 Story of my friend
- |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... Read the whole joke47 0 21 Teaching the child
- |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th... Read the whole joke47 0 22 The blind skydiver
- |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h... Read the whole joke59 0 23 The Christmas airport
- |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home... Read the whole joke47 0 24 The loss of engines
- |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou... Read the whole joke53 0 25 The plane is crashing into the ocean
- |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La... Read the whole joke53 0
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