Medicine Jokes - free jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	What should you give a man who has everything? - What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin... Read the whole joke	22
2	What's a definition of a gynecologist? - What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe... Read the whole joke	17
3	What's the definition of bravery? - What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!... Read the whole joke	19
4	What's the difference between an oral thermometer and... - What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.... Read the whole joke	26
5	Whats blue and does not fit any more? - Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic.... Read the whole joke	12
6	Where are the fingers? - Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al... Read the whole joke	16
7	Who's got my pen? - A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his... Read the whole joke	16
8	Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS? - Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientist... Read the whole joke	16
9	Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? - Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.... Read the whole joke	18
10	Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? - Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al... Read the whole joke	15
11	Will it hurt doctor? - Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'... Read the whole joke	19

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