Men Jokes - free jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Why are men like blenders? - Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.... Read the whole joke	12
2	Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? - Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti... Read the whole joke	26
3	Why do men die before their wives? - Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.... Read the whole joke	11
4	Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? - why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes... Read the whole joke	15
5	Why do men like blonde jokes?? - Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.... Read the whole joke	13
6	Why do men name their penis? - Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of ... Read the whole joke	15
7	Why do men name their penises? - Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person w... Read the whole joke	16
8	Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? - Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv... Read the whole joke	23
9	Why do men take showers instead of baths? - Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.... Read the whole joke	12
10	Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? - Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end... Read the whole joke	12
11	Why don't men get mad cow disease? - A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"... Read the whole joke	13
12	Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? - Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!... Read the whole joke	12
13	WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE? - WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION... Read the whole joke	13
14	Why is urine yellow and sperm white? - Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.... Read the whole joke	12
15	You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant... - You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it... Read the whole joke	14

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