| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17515
- "I was married 3 times"
explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll
... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17516
- A man comes in to the room
and
says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on."
T... Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 3 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17517
- A man walks
into a bar
and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this
over and
o... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17518
- A herd of buffalo can move
only as fast as the slowest
buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it ... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17519
- A man drinking
at the
bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink.
The
bar... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 6 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17520
- The husband was not home at
his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later
... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 7 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17521
- A guy walks into a bar and
orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though.
... Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 8 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17522
- McPherson walked
into a
bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the
olives... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17523
- A group of loud and rowdy
drunks were making a racket in the
street. It was the wee small hours ... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 10 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17524
- A man walks into a bar with
a piece of
asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a
... Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17525
- Two ladies are in a bar and
the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".
S... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17526
- Remember, an alcoholic & a
drunk are not
the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend
m... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17527
- Contrary to what people say,
you can indeed drink to relax.
Of course sometimes, you get so
c... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 14 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17528
- Ever hear the
expression
"hard drinker" ? Never made much sense
to me, drinking's one of the
... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17529
- A
Skeleton walks into a
bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.... Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17530
- A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve
snails' a... Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17531
- A guy walks into a bar with
a dog under
his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the ... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17532
- At the end of the night a
man leaves the bar.
Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and
... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17533
- An Indian,
a Rabbi, the
Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar
together and
s... Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17534
- "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstoo... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17535
- A pirate was talking to a
"land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any
sel... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17536
- Last New
Year's Eve,
one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it
was time to
get... Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17537
- Two
men who are out
walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to
the other, "Boy
... Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17538
- A guy walks into a bar
carrying a pair of jumper
cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then
... Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 25 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17539
- A man stumbles up to the
only other patron in
a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
... Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
