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# Title Hits Rating 1 A big bird
- Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly... Read the whole joke64 0 2 A caring son
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear... Read the whole joke55 0 3 A dentis appointment
- Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P... Read the whole joke52 0 4 A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...
- A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ... Read the whole joke52 0 5 A game of golf
- A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat... Read the whole joke61 0 6 A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
- A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The... Read the whole joke54 0 7 A little girl was walking along a beach in California...
- A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a... Read the whole joke52 0 8 A man walks into a pub...
- The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ... Read the whole joke62 0 9 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...
- A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ... Read the whole joke58 0 10 A really bad, terrible mistake
- Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know... Read the whole joke64 0 11 A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...
- A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th... Read the whole joke47 0 12 A young girl sees her father in the shower...
- A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o... Read the whole joke62 0 13 A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt...
- A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and u... Read the whole joke44 0 14 Ashamed
- Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang... Read the whole joke54 0 15 Changed my mind!
- This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha... Read the whole joke46 0 16 Condom Modelling Rejection
- Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R... Read the whole joke53 0 17 Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...
- Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ... Read the whole joke53 0 18 Good fortune
- A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'... Read the whole joke52 0 19 How did Captain Hook die?
- Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.... Read the whole joke45 0 20 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...
- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"... Read the whole joke56 0 21 I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...
- I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a... Read the whole joke57 0 22 It finally dawned
- "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, ... Read the whole joke48 0 23 Little Mermaid
- Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the f... Read the whole joke48 0 24 Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis...
- Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t... Read the whole joke46 0 25 Mirror, mirror
- Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door... Read the whole joke62 0
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