Science Jokes - free jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? - Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!... Read the whole joke	15
2	What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? - What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating.... Read the whole joke	17
3	What does it mean when two lesbians make love? - Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick.... Read the whole joke	15
4	What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? - What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack... Read the whole joke	13
5	What is the first symptom of AIDS? - What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.... Read the whole joke	17
6	What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? - Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer: Can I push your stoo... Read the whole joke	15
7	What's a famous saying at a gay bar? - What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff... Read the whole joke	21
8	What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? - What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!... Read the whole joke	14
9	What's the definition of AIDS? - What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.... Read the whole joke	21
10	What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? - What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.... Read the whole joke	19
11	What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil? - What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away.... Read the whole joke	16
12	Why do gay men have moustaches? - Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.... Read the whole joke	15
13	Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? - Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.... Read the whole joke	15
14	Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population? - Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out o... Read the whole joke	14
15	Wrong joke - A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door an... Read the whole joke	20

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