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1 A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India...
- A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm... Read the whole joke
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2 A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years...
- A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman... Read the whole joke
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3 A dog for a wife
- It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General... Read the whole joke
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4 A drill instructor at Airborne school was...
- A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. H... Read the whole joke
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5 A gentler way
- At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,... Read the whole joke
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6 A good idea
- Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy... Read the whole joke
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7 A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral...
- A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The a... Read the whole joke
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8 A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
- A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He... Read the whole joke
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9 A sailor and a marine are taking a piss...
- A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash... Read the whole joke
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10 A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers...
- A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training... Read the whole joke
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11 A young soldier was making his first parachute jump...
- A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count ... Read the whole joke
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12 A young, freshly minted lieutenant...
- A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a... Read the whole joke
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13 As a sergeant in a parachute regiment...
- As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seat... Read the whole joke
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14 At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer...
- At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the... Read the whole joke
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15 British Military Officer Fitness Reports
- British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).... Read the whole joke
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16 By definition
- A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal... Read the whole joke
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17 Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone...
- Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan... Read the whole joke
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18 During an Army war game...
- During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menloung... Read the whole joke
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19 During the Six Day War...
- During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands tow... Read the whole joke
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20 During the Vietnam war...
- During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b... Read the whole joke
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21 During the World War II...
- During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading tow... Read the whole joke
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22 During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down...
- During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc... Read the whole joke
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23 Following some duty overseas, the officers...
- Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance ... Read the whole joke
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24 From one of Tom Clancy books...
- From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (... Read the whole joke
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25 Good sales strategy
- Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their governme... Read the whole joke
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